When Tim lived in his first apartment, Ken and I would go over all the time. He had a whiteboard above his futon, and we would periodically write movie quotes on it. For some reason or another, we just thought they were hilarious. Just yesterday I threw away the whiteboard but before I did I wrote down all of the quotes. So, here they are.
"Vern, you were so scared. You looked like the fat guy on Albert and Costello when he saw the mummy."
"Fake bunny bad. Good bunny nicey."
"I'm walkin' here."
"Hank Aaron. Beauty, eh?"
"Enjoy!"
"Folks, I don't want to make money. I just love to sell guns."
"I'm going to heaven Lt. Dan. Well, before you go why don't you get your ass down to the corner and get me another bottle of ripple."
"Awe c'mon Gordy. I forget the secret knock."
"Who do you think would win in a wrestling match, Might Mouse or Superman? I think Mighty Mouse would win. He can carry 5 elephants in 1 hand. Boy, you don't know nothing!"
"It's called Big Dolores."
"Tim, Chill. Andy."
"Watch your top knot. Yep. Watch yourn."
"Whoa."
"Are you guys brothers? No. Yes. ALRIGHT!"
"Peakleroll"
"And I was all like EMILIO!"
"Son you better tuck that in. You're gonna get it caught on a trip wire."
"Where were the bubbles."
"I'm in the prime of my youth. I'll only be young once. Yeah, but you'll be stupid for the rest of your life. Hit the ball, Popeye!"
"It means...you got a mother f'n spider on your head!"
